Friday, July 23, 2010

Sugar, aw honey honey

SUGAR AW HONEY HONEY

I think I’m about ready to hit a diabetic coma, why am I indulging too much when my wedding is literally 7 weeks away – its almost as though I want it all to fail, which I don’t. So I pulled myself together today and I’m eating healthy again – bananas, apples, seeded batch bread and I’m trying to talk myself into going swimming tonight.

I wanted to walk to work this morning that the warmth of my cosy bed won and I lay there hitting snooze for ages to make the most of it.

A new regime starts now – not tomorrow, not Monday but now. I have a few weeks yet to get the dress altered and I’m determined I am going to look my absolute best and I know I will, however in the meantime I need to chisel down a few mountains that are residing on my chin, hitch a lift to my forward to smooth out the bumps and trim back any stray hairs that threaten to get in the way.

What else can I do? I was in the local beauticians last night and this girl was waxing lyrical about Scottish Slimmers etc etc – well it’s a bit late for me to be honest. I’m going to have to walk 500 miles to shift this butt and if that’s what it takes then so be it. So if you see steam coming off my trainers, and see my fading in front of you – do not under any circumstances feed me chocolate.

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