Did I kill someone in a previous life, did I? If I did then I wish they would come back but then again I might be tempted to do it again. Karma is a bitch to me, she really doesn't like me. The car is giving me some amount of grief at the moment and the amount of things going wrong is crazy. I used to be a girl who would salute magpies but ever since I stopped my luck, if you could even apply that word, has gone downhill faster than Micky Rourke on speed.
The sun shines and I end up spending quality sunbathing time trapped in my car. Over the last few weekends I've broken down in the biggest tailback ever after crawling 20 miles in first gear. Been re-admitted to hospital (thankfully the out-patients department) with a gob stopper of an abscess, fallen out with my dentist for preferring a MacDonald's instead of treating my crippling toothache, ran over a rock while avoiding a cow- I kid you not, let a mad mechanic pull on my handbrake to the point its now broken.
So in true Rosie fashion I've self medicated with food - KFC, Chinese, M&Ms, MacDonald's, Subway and any high fat content I can get my hands on. The next magpie to jump in front of me without its partner might find itself on the barbie.
Yes I have a dress to fit into and my carefully planned schedule to get fit at all times was thrown into complete chaos - again - when I had to take the car to once more be fixed. Low and behold they couldn't fit me in so I need to take her back tomorrow afternoon. I'm going swimming tomorrow night - I have three months left to look good and I intend to look damn good.
I just wish that voice would take my appetitie and put a cork in it. And karma - do me a favour - move on!!!!
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